[Student article] Differences between women and men

The Bathroom:
Men have six items in the bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shaving foam, soap bar and towel. But a typical woman has 437 items. No man can identify all these items…

A Cat:

Women love cats. So do men, but if the woman isn’t at home, the men hit the cats!

Clothing :
Every woman dresses up before shopping, cooking, answering the phone, reading a book and cleaning.
A man dresses up for a wedding or a funeral.

Laundry :
Women do laundry every day possible. A man, on the other hand, wears all his clothes and does the laundry afterwards, when he has nothing left to wear.

Moustaches:
Some men wear beautiful moustaches, for example: Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Johnny Deep. There are no women with beautiful moustaches.

The wedding
When women think back on their weddings, they talk about the ceremony, but men talk about their bachelor parties.

Making love:
Women prefer 45 minutes of foreplay, but men prefer 45 seconds.

Menopause:
Menopause is very complicated for women, because it’s psychological, biological and emotional.
For men it’s wonderful, because they buy sunglasses, a nice hat, leather gloves and a Porsche!

Vive la différence!
Mr K.